10 FUNNY AFRICAN PROVERBS

Check out these hilarious and wise African proverbs that will make you laugh your ass out:

1. There is no virgin in the maternity ward. (Cameroon)
2. He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
3. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
4. The frowning of a he-goat does not stop it from being priced.
5. The monkey who tries to see the hunter collect bullet in it eyes. (Nigeria)
6. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. (Senegal)
7. If the sun claims superiority over the moon, let it shine at night.
8. A child can play with it's mother's breast but not with the father's testicles.
9. You cannot convince a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana.
10. Being rude as a single lady will earn you nothing but more days in your fathers house. (Uganda)